NFL Preview

K, Jake. Here's something a little closer for you. A little NFL preview.

Guaranteed here's the division winners:

AFC
EAST: Patriots. Look for Randy Moss to have his first 75 reception season since 2003 when he had 111. Brady will get those 30 year old legs working.
WEST: Denver. Almost everything I have in me is saying that the Chargers will win the west again, except for two things. 1) the departure of Marty Schottenheimer and 2) Jay Cutler.
NORTH: Baltimore. The least sexy pick in the AFC.
SOUTH: Colts. You should not be allowed to own a television, computer, newspaper or magazine if you feel otherwise.

NFC
EAST: Dallas. I don't know if I hate them or the Packers more for causing me adolescent anguish for 49ers loses, but Romo is the real deal.
WEST: The most wide open of the divisions. No team sticks out as the class of the division. Seattle, last year's division leaders with 9 wins, remains grossly overrated in my opinion. Who do the Rams even have anymore? Is Kurt Warner even still alive? Leinart still needs another 2 years to become average. So, when in doubt, be a homer. Alex Smith is going to have a break out year. 49ers.
NORTH: Chicago. Defense wins conference championships. Rex Grossman loses super bowls.
SOUTH: New Orleans. Reggie Bush will run for 20 TDS, have 20 TD receptions, return 20 punts and kickoffs and will also return 1 interception while playing safety in a prevent defense of a hail mary in week 17. 61 touchdowns this season. You heard it here first.